This little beauty takes a licking and keeps on ticking! We'll throw in a can of spackle for those bullet holes.		You won't have to hit somebody more than a couple of times with this bad boy to get the job done. Check it out!		Perfect for folks on the go in cold weather! (Hurry! This guy's about to make an offer!)

Don't worry! We hauled it back out and polished it up good as new!		Still drivable! A real bargain!		This one was only driven on Sundays to kill sadistic husbands. Ladies, you take care of this baby, and it'll take care of you!

Nothing wrong with this one at all! It even comes with a kidnapping victim in the trunk.

For real stability on the road, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned Beetle. Just watch those 50 m.p.h. turns in the city!

A terrific little runabout. More bounce to the ounce!		A little ramming into a snow bank couldn't stop this beauty for long! Come start 'er up and just listen to that purr.		Make us an offer!!!

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