| Julie: | Author / artist / concert pianist-wannabe. Batting 0 for 3 so far. |
| Linda: | Opera fan. Sharper than Falconet's sword and more fun than the hula. |
| Rob: | Air Force guy. Face like a baby, but don't get him sarcastic at you. |
| Bridget: | Rob's wife. Don't get her sarcastic at you either. Especially if you're Rob. |
| Anna: | That's strange... she looks so sweet. |
| Ellen: | Twisted artist. We like that. Especially in a Jürgen fan. |
| Brigitte: | Official Babe Goddess of the JPWSFC, who got us all them German movies we hadn't an M&M's chance in a kindergarten of getting all by ourselves. Hey, Brigitte - Das Geistige kommt hier zu kurz, but we're working on it. |
| Carl: | Air Force guy and champion Kevin Bacon Factor calculator. (Prochnow, if anyone wants to know, is a "2" via a WHOLE lot of actors. There - that ought to keep you busy for a while.) |
| Dee: | Air Force gal. I'd say she's the funniest person on earth if Linda, Rob, Bridget, Anna and Carl weren't so darn funny. (But do ask Dee about the time she accidentally knocked a Colonel to the floor. It's hilarious.) |
| Lorelei: | Psychotic poet. We don't ask. We just put our teeth back in our mouths and move on. |
| Ruth: | The other psychotic poet. Lori and Ruth started a collaboration once (see "All the Boots You Can Eat".) We keep them separated now, by court order. |
| Paul: | Bemused technical writer and sci-fi / fantasy film expert. |
| Marv: | Got us a REAL nice computer to do all this with. Thanks, Marv! :) |
| Mark: | Navy guy and Voice of Reason. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. |
| TJ: | Ex-submariner, and our personal DAS BOOT technical advisor. Otherwise we'd never have understood all that fuss about batteries. (Hey, Teej: ALAAAAAAARM!!!) |
| Michele: | Innocent victim. |
| Denise: | Victim, but not an innocent one because it's her own fault. She eggs the rest of us on. |
| Dave M: | The only person ever put on the Prochnow e-mail distro who never got the point. A heck of an achievement, when you think about it. |
| Dave B: | The person who told Julie, mere hours before she saw Wing Commander, that he'd like to see a well-thought-out review of it because all the newspaper said was "The game is over before it starts." (He never asked for a review of anything else. Quick learner, that Dave B!) |
| Sue: | The librarian / webmaster who taught us how to alphabetize "Das Boot" korrecktley. |
| Alex: | Air Force gal who, with the help of a big stick, taught us how to pronounce "das boot" correctly. Boat, boat, boat! (Bet Alex can't say "Ingeborga Dapkunaite.") |
| Dawn: | Beloved procurer of Prochnow videos, including some rarities we never thought we'd get our hands on. Thanks, Dawn! |
| Caffeine: | The drug that made it all possible. |
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