KILL CRUISE

1990. Stars Jürgen Prochnow, Patsy Kensit, Elizabeth Hurley.

Stop at nothing to get your hands on this one. Jürgen is a bummed-out yachtsman who takes two horrible bimbos on a spontaneous cruise to Barbados. Conflicting passions and psychotic behavior abound. Jürgen spends the entire film looking like an utter scuzzbucket but does a great job with a somewhat thankless role. This one is the best of the bad, and Jürgen's fine and very serious performance is the coup de grace.

Goodie Rating: 5 Onscreen Rating: 5 Movie Rating: 5 (as a good bad movie)	Mr. Limpet says:

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