UTTER GARBAGE

• Jürgen's Celebrity Page


• Doesn't Jürgen deserve a REAL website?
• Jürgen's Used Car Lot


• All proceeds go to charity, of course.
• Jürgenopoly


• Replay of a master game by the current world champions.
• Have You Seen Us?


• The Prochnow Police Lineup.
• Post-Modern Prochnow / Not Necessarily the Louvre


• portraits, movie posters and other fine art
• Scenes We'd Like to See


• so we created 'em
• Our Mascot


• Mr. Limpet
• Why We Shud Of Bin Invited to Rite All of Juregns Skript's


• and we STILL haven't sold a screenplay. sheesh!
• How Skript's Happen


• contrary to popular myth, it's not divine inspiration
• So Many Props, So Little Ingeborga


• the man is hell on wheels... with a pistol
• The Saga of the Babes and the Ho's


• say... when's the sequel to JEWELS coming out?
• All the Boots You Can Eat


• DAS TITANIK and OH DAT BOOT! THE MUSICAL
• And Another Thing...


• alternate endings to some of Jürgen's movies
• Uma, Go Home


• (and get the key to your chastity belt back from Patrick Bergin, ok?)
• What a Drag


• some people just don't know how to think outside the box
• At Random


• ...and what do YOU dream about?
• Plotz


• and so it is
• Poet's Corner


• various odes in honor of our favorite actor...and a few other things
• The Ping Page


• here's another thing we just can't seem to leave alone...

 

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