SO MANY PROPS, SO LITTLE INGEBORGA

Weapons Jurgen has used (directly or indirectly):

fist
handgun
car
vending machine
fighter plane
helicopter
sharks
supernatural powers
sword
boiling water
harpoon
doberman pinschers
rifle
feet
snake
lethal injection
garrotte
breath
tree branch
snowball

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Weapons I would like to see Jürgen use:

chariot (a la BEN-HUR - and he can wear the gladiator costume, too)
axe
flamethrower
wrecking ball
lasso
pepper spray
DNA-mutating laser beam
hatpin
anthrax
claws (yeah, that's "claws" - I wanna see him in a werewolf movie)
itching powder
16 tons

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Props I'd like to see Jürgen use:

riding crop
AK-47 ("When you have to kill every last motherf***er in the room...")
peregrine falcon
Millenium Falcon
Meerschaum pipe
big squoogy German Shepherd

Props that Jürgen should never use:

pince-nez
lollipops
soap-on-a-rope
banana creme pie
apricot teacup poodle

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[response to list of props that Jürgen should never use]

I disagree with all of these...A pince-nez is just what he needs. I'd pay good money to see him suck a lollipop (or do anything else with one). He can hit Uma with the banana creme pie. And I wish to heck he'd used soap-on-a-rope in KILL CRUISE...or even just sprayed himself with Lysol.

And I would like to see Jürgen with a poodle if he kicked it real hard. (Okay, okay - you don't have a next-door neighbor who owns FIVE of the little #$%'s.)

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Props I have seen him use that I would like to see him use again:

any writing instrument
mug o' beer
yacht sails
VW Cabriolet
dagger
dark brown knit sweater
syringe
navigation charts, blueprints, or official documents
newspaper
snake
Ingeborga Dapkunaite

Props I have seen him use that I don't ever want to see him use again:

dustpan
tin cup
walkie-talkie
sunglasses
bow tie
typewriter
laborador retriever
tow truck
herring salad
long gray overcoat
oxygen mask
Linda Hunt

 

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