THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS

You know what we need? A Jürgen opera.

JÜRGEN: Put a bullet in your head,
'Cause you would look much better dead.

MIRA: All your guts out I will blow,
You should have picked on some other ho.

CHORUS OF CHINESE KITCHEN STAFF: Lo mein! Lo mein! Lo mein!

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JÜRGEN: Nooooo, don't shoot me;
I'm too cute, you see.

MIRA: I don't care, you creep.
I would shoot you in my sleep.

JÜRGEN: You bluff! You bluff! You bluffffffff!

(Shot rings out)

JÜRGEN: I'm bleeding, you ho...
C'mere, let me bite you while I'm lying on the floooooor.

MIRA: You want some egg roll with that whine?

CHORUS OF CHINESE KITCHEN STAFF: Egg roll! Egg roll! Egg roll!

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